Unscrew your mind.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYmyworldiscrumblingapartYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

— 1 hour ago

chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

(Source: shalrath, via new-me-under-construction)

— 16 hours ago with 276463 notes

lovedbyliam:

#real life character development x

(Source: iwannazarryyou, via new-me-under-construction)

— 16 hours ago with 60655 notes

vangoghsdaughter:

quidditching:

Let me bring you a thing back

  • blond= male
  • blonde=female
  • brunet=male or female
  • brunette=female
  • fiancé=male
  • fiancée=female

Good day.

I did not know this.

things that should be taught in english lessons but aren’t.

welcome to the basics of stealing from French

(Source: ardentesxvoix, via new-me-under-construction)

— 16 hours ago with 454949 notes
"3 Things You Should Never Have Low Standards About:
1) Boys
2) Clothes
3) Coffee"
Margot N., preppylane (via plantau)

(Source: clarkmitchellfilms, via fifty-pounds)

— 20 hours ago with 181447 notes

scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

(via goingbacktothebasics)

— 20 hours ago with 268774 notes

nymphetgarden:

Namaste means “my soul recognizes yours” not “I tripped really hard at a festival once and now I’m filled with the wisdom of the Earth”

(via goingbacktothebasics)

— 20 hours ago with 9369 notes
"Date someone who gives you the same feeling of when you see your food coming at a restaurant"

THE REALEST THING I HAVE EVER READ  (via disorder)

omg yes

(via nudit)

(Source: sarcasmfluently, via goingbacktothebasics)

— 20 hours ago with 220650 notes
"Everything interests me, but nothing holds me."
Fernando Pessoa  (via fuckinq)

(Source: esdrujulasmuertas, via new-me-under-construction)

— 23 hours ago with 73794 notes
fuckyeah1990s:

Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre.

fuckyeah1990s:

Based on a 1995 study by 2Pac and Dr. Dre.

(Source: sickeningliberal, via goingbacktothebasics)

— 1 day ago with 68622 notes

seienna:

sophisticated-ignoranceee:

I’ve been waiting so long to find this.

I’M CRYING

(Source: randallfthegrey, via brenuh)

— 1 day ago with 477883 notes