Unscrew your mind.

"Do it.
Get on the plane, get the train,
Walk 300 miles.
Get to her front door and tell her
“I know this is crazy
But I need you now.”
Our lives are too short to always be sensible,
Get the girl.
Distance makes no difference if your eyes light up when she laughs."
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So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities

(via new-me-under-construction)

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We are all the main characters of our own story, but we play supporting roles and extras in other stories. Sometimes we’re not even in a story at all. That’s okay though because our story still influences the world. Remember that.

(via new-me-under-construction)

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Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”

Hell yes.

(via hateboners)

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I wish I could heal myself with food like characters in video games like “oh god I broke my leg someone get me a chimichanga”

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they said “bra wearer” 

respect, lifehacks. 

(via namarietennaenomentielva)

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the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

I don’t get it…when you talk does a stream a toothpaste fly out of your mouth? If so…are you an X-Man?

(Source: officialkirstie)

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to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”


to everyone saying “what has happened to our world”

(via new-me-under-construction)

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never forget that your heart is always fighting for your survival, and that every beat is its way of telling you to not give up. so once in a while, close your eyes and place your palm over your chest and whisper “thank you”.

(via healthyhippo)

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"A writer is a world trapped in a person."
Victor Hugo (via wordsnquotes)

(Source: wordsnquotes, via thewritershelpers)

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